Archie xmas

archie is a person with rlly great hair but when it’s windy it is really bad, he has a really nice bum and he likes to wear weird clothes. he is a really nice person and is also really weird. he smells of hugo boss orange perfume thing and i rlly like it. he’s pretty cool

“hey who is that?”
“that’s archie xmas he’s a bong olympic champion”

“woah”