colorist

something my mom called me since every girl i take an attraction to or went out with were not darkskinned, when in reality i love women too much to look down on one color lmao

mom: are you a colorist?
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me: what? of course not!
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mom: it sure doesn’t seems so cause it’s men like you that make black women feel like they aren’t enough.
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me: what do you mean?? i dated hella black women, lightskin, brownskin, etc.
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mom: i’m not talking about them, i’m talking about darkskin...

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Harris

a person that pisses you off in call of duty by doing the most simplistic shit like running around with a riot shield, just pissing you off in general, or even if they aren’t pissing you off it’s just some funny shit to call a player when you’re/they’re mad.

*two riot shields defending an LMG user*
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me: OH WOW HARRIS, REALLY FUCKING TALENTED.
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*gets a headshot on said player*
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me: how you like that, Harris?

Vito Scaletta

The coolest mf to ever exist in games period, main protagonist in Mafia II/Mafia II: Definitive Edition. If you chose to kill him in Mafia III, you deserve to get fucked up.

Vito Scaletta: Barbaro’s Bordello. You got the money, we got the honeys.”