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1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 19, 2020