firmware

1. Software contained in a read-only memory (ROM) device. 2. <i> geek-speak </i> The personality traits that are a little bit difficult to change (requiring brainwashing, hypnosis, or the companionship of a woman).

My cellphone needed a firmware upgrade for my girlfriend to be able to break through my call-waiting whenever she wanted.

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saucy fireman

An instance in which a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse ms the man proceeds to dress up as a firefighter and lather himself with pizza sauce. The idea is for the woman to add as many ingredients to the man as she would a pizza, and then eat the ingredients off the man.

"You want me to grab the cheese and jalapeños?"
"Sure I already have sauce for the saucy fireman"

intuit

Verb transitive. To guess but with greater confidence and less foundation. To speculate omnisciently. Obviously reverse-derived from the adjective "intuitive".

My wife has intuited the second wave of UFOs in lock step with the tides.

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forty yard fake out

A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.

"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."

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glug

a unit of measure for those cooks and bartenders who eschew graduated cylinders, analytical balances, etc. Rosetta: 1 glug of olive oil = ~2 tablespoons.

Hot wok / cold oil is an ideal best realized by adding the vegetables to a roaring hot wok first and immediately following with a couple glugs of oil.

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pimpstroll

where the pimps play

yo pimp you hittin the stroll tonight

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omic, omics

Slang coming from world of medicine and drugs, referring to a collection of new fangled technology and ways to do old fangled things.

proteomics (separate, identify, and measure proteins); genomics (analyze genes); metabonomics (study metabolism). Spread is inevitable: environomics, garbagomics, travelomics. Variants: -omic, -omics

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