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Candace Owens

a poc who reeks of internalized misogyny. she probably has "post about AOC" in her daily schedule. the type to cry a river when a human being who possesses testicles wears a skirt.

"who's candace owens?"
"biggest pick-me"

by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

360👍 73👎


dramione

a ship from harry potter that only exists because the characters were both attractive in the movie. i would rather have a basilisk gauge out my eye balls than even consider shipping this. basically the zutara and eruhisu of harry potter. fanfics are good tho

"yeah i kinda ship dramione."
"i bet your favorite relationship dynamic is probably enemies to lovers"

by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

17👍 21👎


touch some grass

something you say when somebody is acting disconnected from the real-life world

"I really want that fish from finding nemo to rail me."
"go outside and touch some grass, disgusting fiend"

by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

4423👍 234👎


ereri

if you ship this you are a firm believer of the inherit eroticism of 20-year age gaps you two-eyed worm. seriously, this ship only exists to satisfy the needs of horny female yaoi readers. if i ever had a genie, my first wish is to make this ass-crack excuse of a ship to disappear from this world. i would rather watch paint dry than read a fanfic of this pedophilia-suggestive pairing.

"my favorite ship is ereri"
"please go die in a ditch"

by slightlyqueerreindeer May 22, 2021

34👍 20👎