Dash

A nickname for a famous cop from Melbourne, Australia. Is well known for his machete wrestling, shark catching, crook flogging, and general all round wonderful person. Has been accused of being dogmatic, intolerant of idiots, warm hearted, and a brat. Has also been known to play silly European games such as bocce and boule. His butt has been compared to Derek Jeter's. His obsession is an angel called Kali.

Stop gobbing off or I'll get Dash to come and flog you!

Well ... I'll be dashed.

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