your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

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Puck

Italian slang word, short for puckalina or puckalucy. A puck is another name for a vagina or pussy. Good to use when you don't want others to know what your talking about in public.

"Shit, what's that smell? Maybe it's coming from your puck!"

"I can't believe that big headed baby came out of that woman's puck".

puck

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