Skankella

A negative description of a female, either because of her looks or her sleazy way with guys (and girls). Connotation of some disease ridden female that having sex with would cause a guy's dick to fall off.

I wasn't going to bang your sister after Keith banged her, she is such a skankella.

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Bury it deep

To have the erect penis all the way into a vagina, anus, or mouth.

My wife is so hot! I was able to take my throbber and bury it deep in all three of her holes!!

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(OTFS) Out The Fuck Standing

From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.

Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".

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GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Gotta Mechanic Coming

Dude 1: "Whoa, what's with the junker GMC?" Dude 2: "It's my skanky ex wife's stupid useless vehicle. All she ever does is yap about her garage man's companion." Dude 1: "That sucks, man. I thought GMC meant Gotta Mechanic Coming."Dude 2: "That's what my slutbag ex wife said in our bedroom fucking that pindick mechanic!"

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