slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

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Chubby Cubster

usually happens while sitting down in class, work, or church and a half boner starts creeping up.

Dude, i am getting a chubby cubster looking at that chicks tits.

damn i hate standing up when i got a chubby cubster.

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luxist

when one is skilled in the art of luck. when luck is more than a coincidence, and it comes natural to the select few....

"he just hit jackpot on that slot, did you see that?" "yeah damn luxist."
"hey whats sup im rich cuz i am a lawyer." "oh nice, im rich cuz im a luxist."

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