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Rally

Rallying is a format of motorsport in which competitors race through different sections of road, one at a time against the clock. Rallying can be done on tarmac which is for softcocks, or ultra-slick smooth gravel.

Notable Rallies: New Zealand, fast gravel. Finland - massive jumps. Germany - Fast narrow roads. RAC Rally - notable because it should have been dropped. Australia - Because drivers hit kangaroos.

Best Drivers to date: Loeb, Solberg.
Best Car: Citreon Xsara, Focus WRC.

A format of motorsport that will never appeal to Americans because it doesn't market itself on collosal accidents, and is infact a true world championship....as in it visits most continents as opposed to world series baseball.

A showcase for some of the greatest drivers on earth. Used to run cars with 900HP until tragic accident ended category.

However rallies have become more homosexual with their shorter formats, which detracts from the overall hardness of the sport.

McColl: Are we cruising to RNZ'04?
Sloan: Why yes, my chocolate brown brother, a capital idea.

by sloanie December 29, 2005

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JAFA

An Aucklander

Most New Zealanders seem to forget that if it wasn't for JAFAs, the country would well and truly turn to shit, you ungreatful wanks.

by sloanie June 7, 2004

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NASCAR

A poor excuse for motorsport which can it can thank all it's success on its marketing of high speed crashes, and the inability of it's fans to understand what is happening if they cannot see it.

Just slotcar racing for adults. and toosl.

"No one won today's Daytona 500 as the entire feild was wiped out at the first corner."

by sloanie March 18, 2005

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maori

Indigneous people of New Zealand, originating in South Pacific. Signatories to the Treaty of Waitangi, 1840. One of the national languages of NZ (The others being English and Sign).

Even the NZ Maori Rugby team can usually beat Wales

by sloanie July 6, 2006

1555👍 1426👎


greg murphy

New Zealand born Melbourne based Touring Car driver, claim to fame being 4 Wins at Bathurst but having never won the V8 Supercar title itself. Famously won V8 Round at Pukekohe Park and screamed all the way through the slow-down lap. Enjoyed moderate success in Formula Holden before joining MHRT, taking out Bathurst in 1996 partnering Craig Lowndes. Recently raced for K-Mart Racing, moving now to PWR and will continue to run under number 51.

"That guy who bashed Greg Murphy in his definition probably has a small penis."

by sloanie December 29, 2005

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