squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

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bukkake blinds

Eye glasses or sunglasses worn strictly for fashion purposes and to block ejaculate from getting in the eyes during oral sex - usually a must when performing a bukkake.

Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.

Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.

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underwiper

A girl/woman who wipes her ass under her pussy (or top to bottom) thus exposing her pussy and all pubic region to fecal matter.

Holy shit, I was going to eat out J-Lo last night, but when I got down there her shit stank like diarrhea. Bitch is an underwiper.

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