Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

Cole

cole is a guy whose cum blasts out at rocket speed.

“His cum blasted out at rocket speed! He must be a Cole!”

Telisha

The mean aunt that rolls her eyes when you breathe. She sounds like a five year-old and acts like one. A big loser. Tries hard to sing but ends up sounding like pig being chopped.

“Why is she singing like that? Must be a Telisha!”