Moto Moto

I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky.

Moto Moto: My name is Moto Moto, yeah, you say it double.

Epic pen

You just misspelled epi pen you moron.

ur mom: That epic pen literally felt like Jesus being injected into my leg!

you: Epic pen?

ur mom: oops sorry lol autocorrect **EPI PEN

you: wait, but, we're talking right now?

ur mom: *sweating*

gurporbs

This means "goodbye" in a different language. That language? Probably from a different universe. Origin: Autocorrect had a seizure. That's it.

Joseph: Thanks for having me around! See you some other time. Gurporbs!
Josephine: What?