Fourth Base

When you refer to your other intimate moments with your partner as first, second or third base, yet you have forgotten that the next step is referred to as a "home run", and is not called "fourth base". Yes, fourth base is sex, but come on! Just call it a home run! All the other bases are used in a reference to the bases is baseball. Have you ever played baseball? There's no fourth base!

"Dude, I totally got to fourth base with my girlfriend last night"

"You mean a 'home run'?"
"Yeah, either way we totally smashed".

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