g'day g'day and how are ya t'day

Something people say in the Ottawa Valley whether they're drunk, sober, or copulating with an attractive cousin or sheep.

Delmer McDelmer: G'day g'day and how ya t'day!
Sheep: Baaaaaa!!!!

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sxe

Kids who, after having exhausted all means of shocking the "straight" world, have decided that the only recourse left is to become aggressively straight themselves. Generally describes hopeless losers who will continue to more or less abstain from drink, drugs and sex until some new fad or celebrity tells them to do otherwise.

I be hardcore sXe except on the weekends when I drink 9 quarts of apple martini and go trolling for skank.

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its

The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of "it is."

Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya.

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derrida

1) noun. A French philosohper, acknowledged as the father of deconstruction. More accurately described as a post-structuralist, Derrida is most famous for his catch phrase "il n'y a pas de hors-text," which exemplifies his belief that there are no transcendental explanatory structures which can be legitmately used as interpretative tools.

2) verb. To think, speak and especially in a manner which is surpemely incomprensible to any other human being who is not stoned, pretentious, or French.

1) Jacques Derrida was seen recently ripping the covers off books at the Barnes and Noble, in an effort to prove once and for all that isn't anything outside the text, damn it.

2) Jimmy, your doctoral dissertation receives an F because you so much time derridaing it in an effort to make yourself look smart that nobody understood a fucking word of it.

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cumwad

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

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