Flamingo leg

When you are in bed with someone and they put out their leg taking up almost the whole bed it resembles a flamingo with one leg up.

I could not sleep last night my wife gave me the flamingo leg

Booty crumbs

After you flush the toilet after dropping a deuce and it dont go down all the way it looks like crumbs

I took a giant shit and left booty crumbs

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