1. An ugly and useless underwater crab
2. An acoustic novelty band based in Greater Manchester
3. The nightly act of waiting until a flatmate has gone to sleep, before putting your balls over their eyes and arse on their nose - the practice is repeated until such a point that you are evicted from your place of residence.
1. Paguristes is a genus of hermit crab in the family Diogenidae. It includes species such as Paguristes Ulreyi - or "Furry Hermit"
2. Did you go to the Furry Hermit's gig last night? They were awesome!
3. Mike gave Geoff so many Furry Hermits, that ultimately he had to leave.