stunt nuts

n. refers to a male porn double who's hired to perform a perilous sex act.

Director - Ready for the next scene, Johnny boy?

Johnny - You mean the one havin' me run and jump off the roof onto a lady effectively ballin her like a Spiderman? You're gonna have to pay me a lot more for that!

Director - Dammit Johnny...STUNT NUTS!!

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tetritis

an inflammatory condition of the thumbs caused by excessive playing of the video game Tetris.

Rick - Another round Paul? Jesus H. Macy! Your thumbs! They look like they belong on your feet!

Paul - Yeah, yeah, it's just tetritis. We playing or what?

Out of your element

Contrary to popular belief, the idiom "out of one's element" expresses one's or another person's discomfort when feeling out of place and NOT the other way around. Ironically, someone who says "out of their element" in the latter sense is, according to him, out of HIS element (he is intending to call someone out when in reality he is exposing the fact he doesn't know how to use that phrase properly).

"Your out of your element, dog!"
"No, I'm out of line."
"Huh?"

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