Dwink

A nicer way of calling someone an idiot. Mostly because they have to look it up to know what you meant.

What kind of dwink stubs their toe on a coffee table, did it jump right out in front of you? Is there a yield sign in the living room?

Douche Liner

When the douchecanoe is no longer big enough to hold the amount of douchery that the douchebag exudes, said douche needs a larger boat, (a large ocean-going vessel) to carry the douchedom to other parts of the world. The douche-o-liner makes stops at doucheport, the isle of douche, the kingdom of douche, douchebag strait, and many other douchey ports-of-call.

My ex is the Captain of the S.S. Douche Liner, it's nothing but drama and trouble with him.