Dark Elixir

An African's jizz.

"Dark Elixir was all over the walls"-Freud.

10👍 6👎

Sunkern

The crappiest Pokemon in terms of stats, that is still the most athletic Pokemon ever. It can max out each stat for the Pokeathalon in Heartgold and Soulsilver.

"Go, Sunkern!!!!!"-N00b.

4👍 3👎