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Marciatosis

Condition where when someone calls you out on your buffoonery and you claim to have high blood pressure and need to take off work, etc.

Marcia didn’t do her job, once again. When I called her out on it, she ran to our boss, John (aka Hitler) and claimed she needed FMLA because I caused her blood pressure to increase. Guess she has Marciatosis.

by smb0072962 March 3, 2022


Itchy Pussy

Another name for Mitsubishi.

To home girl! Come take a ride in my Itchy Pussy Diamante!

by smb0072962 April 10, 2021


Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

by smb0072962 June 29, 2022


Rhondaitis

The cognitive condition that is characterized by frequent bouts of memory loss, confusion and lack of critical thinking compounded with compulsive lying. Named after its namesake, Rhonda Fulton Greene.

I swear, my daughter does not use critical thinking and she tries to lie to me! I fear she has Rhondaitis.

by smb0072962 February 8, 2022


Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

by smb0072962 August 22, 2022