The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.
Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?
Guy B - No
(6 hours lapses)
Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.
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