bagside

(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.

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blazy

(adj.) a disgruntled worker who always talks about burning down/blowing up his or her place of employment, but never actually does.

Right before Melvin got fired, he was the blaziest dude in the company.

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hotsauced

(v., adj.) - When a company outsources your employment to a third party, and you get all fired up.

I'm feeling quite blazy because our department just got hotsauced.

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twinvitation

(n.) - The same exact invitation you just received from the same exact person for the same exact party on Evite, Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, and in your 5 email addresses.

Can also be used as a verb - Twinvite.

Why does that janehead keep sending me all these twinvitations? Maybe I'll de-friend her.

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igloobicle

(noun) - The place you will be confined to when your company refuses to close during a snowstorm. Despite the cold weather outside, you may still feel blazy.

If I don't get out of this igloobicle within the next ten minutes, it's going to take me 6 hours to drive home.

Faceslash

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.

Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.