bum eyes

(Weebl and Bob) A disease in which the eyes are replaced with buttocks. It is contracted by being sprayed with eye poo.

Bob, you have the bum eyes?

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M-1 Garand

The M-1 Garand was the main battle rifle of U.S. infantry during World War II and Korea, and, in limited numbers, Vietnam. It was chambered for .30-06 Springfield ammo. One common misconception is that the Garand could not be reloaded until the en-bloc clip was completely emptied. Partially-expended or full clips could be ejected by simply depressing the magazine catch.

The Garand later served as the basis for the M14 rifle, which is still in limited service to this day.

The M-1 Garand was designed by, and derives its name from, John C. Garand.

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Peep jousting

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

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