BMFH

Big Mother Fuckin Hooters

man she has some BMFH!

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NED

Annoying, scrawny, know-it-alls, who always answeer a question (even when you are not asking them directly), and seem to have a vast knowledge of the most pointless, useless shit you could not even imagine exsisted

what a NED might say-"Well, the clothes pin was invented in........"

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pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

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Cone-ing

the act of One person in a group craving ice cream so much that the say out loud, we need to do a cone-ing, then piling as many people in to your car and going to get Ice cream as fast as you can

It is time for a cone-ing!

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bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

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DWGN

Dirty White Girl Night - The code word used when you are around people who don't need to know that you are planning on hooking up with easy White girls for the evening.

Yo, Playa, this weekend we'll have DWGN on Friday and then go out to the Butt Naked on Saturday.

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self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

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