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Firing on all cylinders

Work or function at a peak level of performance.

Work as expected, or at 100%

Teller: The lady tried to rob the bank using her fingers as a gun
Police: She doesn't seem to be firing on all cylinders

by smoking_acez January 8, 2018

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Pick a struggle

Decide what challenge you want to focus your efforts and energies on.
Zero in on one difficulty and abandon all others.

You cant be broke and ugly my friend. Pick a struggle.

by smoking_acez December 18, 2017

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see your life

Please review your life.
Take a moment and think about how we got here.
What series of decisions brought us here.
You need to change your way of thinking to get out of this one.

Jane: Imagine my sugar daddy abandoned me in the club when his wife called him.
Janes friend : Jane, see your life

by smoking_acez September 22, 2017

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I only work here

This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.

co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...

by smoking_acez April 7, 2016