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When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.
Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:
Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"
They then keep walking.
It's just a swimming pool, full of white people - during a hot summer day. Also, no quite sure of the cleanness of the water.
Bro 1: "Hey dude, it's hot AF, wanna go to the pool?"
Bro 2: "I don't know man, that water looks like white people broth"
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When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"