Juan

Juan, isn't just a name. Juan is how the beaners fresh out of the border say "one".

Ex. 1
Mexican guy: "Hey Mami, you are da numba juan!"
Ex 2.
Mexican guys: "Hola, can you give me juan beer please?"

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Lesbeetle

Lesbeetle- The Queen Lesbian

-usually puts bugs up her cooch

Guy 1: "Hey who's this year's Queen Lesbeetle?"
Guy 2: "Why Giselle of course!"

Toe-Sucker

Most Toe-Suckers are named Eduardo. While he's fucking the girls, he slips their toes in his mouth.

Girl 1: "Hey I heard you and Eduardo fucked, did he suck your toes?"
Girl 2: "Of course he did, hes a Toe-Sucker after all!"

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Tiddies

Tiddies
The proper way to say and spell "Titties". Why? Because of Double D's "DD" Duh!

Guy: Damn, you got some fat TIDDIES
Double D Daphne: Well of course I do

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