Heathers (the musical)

a musical based on the 1989 movie starring Winona Ryder
it follows the story of 17-year-old Veronica Sawyer, a nerd who is very good at faking ppls handwriting, who attends a school where the three most popular girls are all called heather (surprise)
it's a dark comedy, just a warning
oh and also there's a hot sociopath boyfriend with messed up morals
and lots and lots of death

person 1 - "hey have you seen Heathers (the musical)?"
person 2 - "no, should i?"
person 1 - "yeah, it's very good-"
theatre kid - "did someone say heathers?!?! *breaks out into song* cAnt we be seventeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen"
person 2 - "thanks, now my ears are bleeding."

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Jack

By far one of the most popular names in the freaking world
Usually a decent person, you tend to have nicknames for them because you know so many Jacks.

They like to be kind and helpful but there's a 50% chance they're dirty minded as hell, so be careful

Person A : 'So who's the new guy?'
Person B : 'Oh, he's a Jack.'
Person A :' Another one? You've gotta be kidding me right?!'
Person B : 'Unfortunately not.'