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carrion crawler

Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.

Giant worms aren't fun.

by smurf August 18, 2004

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


atarus

an evil bastard

atarus's challenge could only have come from an evil bastard like him.

by smurf March 4, 2004

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.

fire elementals are very dangerous

by smurf August 18, 2004

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 23, 2004

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


half-dragon

Virtually anything can crossbreed with a dragon. the resulting offspring is something somewhat less than dragon, but much more than its other half. dragons often mate with humans and humanoid creatures. the half-breeds are shunned in most societies, an unfortunate fact considering the tremendous power half-dragons wield.

half dragons are very powerful and hard to deal with

by smurf August 18, 2004

41πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by smurf September 30, 2008

110πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Deep Gnome

Deep Gnomes, are also known as svirfneblin, are legendary because they are so rarely seen. They live deep under the earth, where they create beautiful artifacts made of precious metals and gems, as well as fantastic creations of stonework. They live under constant threat of attack from other races. This has made the svirfneblin wise and agile, if somewhat timid and retiring.

Not your average lawn gnome

by smurf August 24, 2004

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž