acrohymn

A song that only utilizes acronyms for lyrics.

Have you heard the new acrohymn STFU by the Cockodiles? It's the shizznit!

The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.