Snorky

Literally - To be horny for snow.

Typically happens to skiers/snowboarders as winter approaches or when the weather forecast calls for a big storm. It’s a known symptom of the “Powder Flu” and if played smart, can easily excuse at least 1 day of work.

“Hey, did see they’re forecasting 8” of snow tomorrow?!”
“Yeah, I can’t wait. I’m so snorky right now!”

“I’m so ready for winter, I’ve been snorky since August.”

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