Twatwaffle

A very annoying, slightly insane, and desperate older woman, typically divorced, throwing herself at anyone willing to give her the smallest bit of attention. Usually dresses slutty and inappropriately for her age.

Holy shit, Lindsey is such a twatwaffle, she will do anyone after one glass of gin.

Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!

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