George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.

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Going for a McShit

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

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Donkey's bollocks

Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks

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Marlboro Lights sucking bastards

Another word for yuppies

Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards

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Romzomcom

A romantic comedy featuring lots of flesh-eating zombies. The only known example is Shaun of the Dead.

Did you see that romzomcom yet?

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Sluggie

Term used by the Irish military to refer to members the Naval Service Reserve (formerly an Slua Muiri).

We've got a Sluggie coming on board for a couple of weeks. Quick lads, give him the crap bunk at the bow.

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green beret

1) U.S. Army Special forces.

2) The best character from the Commandos series.

1) And in other news, U.S. army Green Berets killed 14 Iraqi civilians in an attack today.....

2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.

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