Jokortunity

A opportunity for a joke, typically set up with a specific joke in mind

Dang nabit, you just sniped my jokortunity !!!!

Snake

A wily conniving person-- they often hold government positions

Guy 1: Did you see the governor's kid, Hill
Guy 2: Ya he lives in the land of the snakes

Guy 1: Pshht, what a scrub

Guy 2: Boi, I bet he lives in the palace of a snake