The Question

Anytime the subject of the conversion obviates the need to ask the full version question

Context / Full test of The Question

People who used to live in Utah: "So you a mormon?"
Girlfriend with long term boyfriend: "Will you marry me?"
New Relationships: "How may men you been with?"
Tall guys: "You play basketball?"
Shaquille O'Neill: "So how big IS your penis?"
High School Female Gym Teacher: "So you're gay right?"
Mensa members: "So if you are so damn smart why aren't you rich?"
For women about new boyfriends: "So is my dick bigger or smaller than most dudes you been with?"
For women with big boobs: "They real?" or alternatively "Why don't you just stuff your bra?"
For old women that live alone: "So how many cats do YOU have?"
For old men that live alone "So is that smell BO, farts, mildew, or what exactly?"
For fat ladies: "When you due?"
For fat men: "so can you actually SEE your penis without a mirror?" or alternately "Do you have to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick?"

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Blackial

Combination of Black plus Denial. Its the answer a White woman who went black "And then made a difficult decision to go back" (--footnote goes to Cleveland Brown of family guy) to her white boyfriend

(The actual answer is "No, none have ever asked me out")

My new boyfriend asked the standard girlfriend material test question and I gave the Blackial

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Protein Queen

A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"

Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!

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