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A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
Not only was "polar peak" a location on Fortnite, but it can also be used as a term when you or a partner experience an orgasm during intercourse in the winter months.
Hey man do you know Josie?
Yeah man, I fucked her a long time ago and we both had a polar peak!
Oh damn, you guys must've had sex during the winter I take it?
Yes, Christmas Eve to be exact.
Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.
Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..
An act where a girl goes out of her way to give you attention but you completely ignore her act which results in her trying even harder, resulting in less action for the girl but more power for the guy.
Guy 1:Who keeps sending you snap videos?
Guy 2:My ex, but I keep sending her blank pics
Guy 1:Sounds like your playing a trisk on that bitch!
Guy 2: I am buddy, Donât worry!
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A female that creates conflict and drama within a neighborhood. She will hang out with any guy, thinking that some dude cares about how her life's a mess and how she gets screwed over all the time by her ex-boyfriend. She might call you out on being a nice guy if you don't cheat on her or call her a cunt. You might have a make-out session with her, but she still keeps talking about how her ex-boyfriends a douchebag. Once she's done talking about all of her problems with everything in life, she'll quit dating/hanging out with you and go on and tell the same story to some other dude for awhile. She gives her only couple friends the worst advice in the world and guides them onto a path of misery and fate for the future. At parties, she typically hangs with her only friend or she'll only talk to a group of guys, like I mentioned before, to talk about her stupid ex-boyfriend. Ironic enough, she'll talk a bunch of shit on her ex and then go hang out with him the following day, leaving everyone in confusion. Her favorite hobbies include partying, smoking, and playing division III soccer. Toxic Taylor synonyms include Witchcraft, Female fuckery, or simply... a cunt.
Who is that soccer girl over there that keeps bitching about her ex to some guy?
I'm not so sure, there's a girl we know from home that's like that
Who is it?
Well I forgot her full name, but we call her Toxic Taylor...
Oh I gotcha, those bitches are so wack!
An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
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A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Donât worry, thereâs more too it than just that. Itâs a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesnât matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you arenât willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We donât know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.
Guy 1: Hey man, whereâs your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes Iâm pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... youâre fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! Sheâll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..