arachnid

Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla

"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*

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reesescups

ugly ass candy bars that no one likes

Person 1- "Man, I could really go for a reesescups right about now."

Person 2- "What are you, gay?. Eat a snickers you dumb thot."