blumpkin

To receive fellatio while defecating.

When Hans had eaten too much Mexican food one evening, Olga had no choice but to give him a blumpkin.

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test flight

When you don’t know if your viagra is expired, so you pop a few and proceed to helicopter (spin your cock around in a circular motion much like helicopter blades) your cock to make sure it still does it’s job.

“Bro, I brought this girl home but I was all out of viagra. Luckily there was a couple left in a really old container so I had to take one for a test flight.”