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While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.
The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth
3π 1π
A sexual act where fingers inserted into the anus one at a time until the entire fist is wrist deep inside of the recipient.
Daniel was pleased when his woman gave him a trusty Ryan last night.
When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.
14π 6π
Waiting until your woman goes to sleep and masturbate on her face
My wife wouldn't give me a blow job so I waited until she went to sleep and gave her a sleepy D.
29π 1π
When you preform an act so dirty or vile but you think it is funny anyway to the point that you have to laugh out loud
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and then came home and got a blowjob from my wife. It was so crazy that I had to bust out with a dirty LOL
8π 1π
The uncontrolled laughter that you get after learning about a dirty sex act that you had never heard of before (usually by reading it on Urban Dictionary)
The guys i work with busted out in a dirty LOL after I told then what a Sleepy D was.
8π 2π
A three way sex act involving at least one male who inserts his penis into the anus of both other participants.
I picked up two girls at the bar last night and took them home and got a Hershey double dip.