kye (aka, jub) is the funniest, hottest, cutest, nicest guy you'll ever meet. literally being within 3 miles of his presence will have your legs shaking. without kye the world would end. you're lucky to even catch a glance of this fine ass man. if you can't, you'll want to because he's so HOT!!!!!!!! no one can ever be as great as kye, so don't even waste your time trying. and there's this girl called sonja whose just fucking awesome, and kye would be nothing without her hotness.
person: whose kye
sonja: the hottest man on earth duh