Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.

Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.

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qrk

A term given to any group of friends who are more mature and goal orientated than you are. They prefer face to face d&m's (WTF?) to MSN, are known to frequently participate in metrosexual and mature activities such as having dinner together on Fridays rather than masturbating to porn and solving anagrams.

With its origins in the heady days of 2002, "qrk" stands for "Queensland Renegade Krew". A split faction from the original SOA krew, members in 2002 became dissatisfied with the core teachings of the SOA ("harder, faster, stronger") and decided to form a bastardised version much like how Satanism was formed as the anti-Christian movement. A reminder of how awry things can become even with the most disciplined of padawans. The pull of the dark side is always strong.
"mutherfucker's in the qrk! kick his ass!!!!"

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tlajsg

"Taken Like A Japanese School Girl"
to get fucked over much like a japanese school girl would by a large group of hooded men with a bukkake fetish

man i got tlajsg by that exam!!
fucking awper, i got tlajsg!!

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pudi

a large black man with a gargantuan penis (has to be at least 10inches long with a girth of at least 5 inches)who has a bevy of bitches around him and an insatiable sexual thirst

i wish i was just as big and black as pudi

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sceptre head

When everything is attractive about a woman except for her head (i.e., 'cept her head). Same use as butter face.

That sceptre head girl's body is bangin': everything is great 'cept her head.

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snodattt

Yes for sure hell yea it’s on

You still be smoking zaza? You alr Snodattt