Gunnison

A small hick town located next to the greatest place in the world (Crested Butte). The people of Gunnison often times pity themselves for being ugly and not being very attractive. Gunnison girls even made bumper stickers saying "I'd Rather be Ugly in Gunnison than pretty in Crested Butte". Daily activities of Gunnison children and adults include feeding goats, hanging out in walmart parking lots parking lot and fingering dogs.

Like OMG those CB bitches are just SO pretty, but I'd rather be ugly in Gunnison because I don't want to be rich

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