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when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower
Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower
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When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls
Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.
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