Wanking

the british word for masterbating

my mum walked into my room last night and caught be wanking

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Asian Parents

Very, Very, Strict and mean parents. They force you to have perfect grades, they punish you if you got lower than an A- on a test. i never had them but my friend who is asian did and i know from going over his house that they are very strict.

Real Conversation between my friend and his parents. When I was going into middle school you could either get into 7th math, 7th advanced math, be with the 8th graders in regular math, be with the advanced 8th graders, or be with the highschoolers, average kids got into 7th grade math, smart kids, got into 7th advanced, very smart kids got into 8th, super smart kids got into 8th advanced, and geniuses got into highschool algebra below is a real conversation between my indian friend and his parents

rasheed(Friend): ( Walks into house to see his mom upset with him and yelling at him)

Rasheed: Mom why are you so upset?

Mom: You didnt make it into highschool math

Rasheed: So thats really hard to get into most kids don't even make it into 8th grade regular math

Mom: Don't talk back Mr. You go to your room this instant

Rasheed: But what did I make it into?

Mom: You made it into 8th grade advnced which isn't good enough

Rasheed: if you ask me or anyone else that is very good to make it into advanced 8th going into 7th grade

Mom: (Bitch slaps Rasheed)

Rasheed: What was that for

Mom: Don't question me now go to your room or you'll get this again and tell Jeff to go home you should be studying now

Rasheed: Dude I'm fucked your so lucky your white well you have to go bye you don't wanna witness this.

Now you know it sucks to have asian parents

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