hurdle it

To jump over an obstical in your path because you are too lazy to walk around it.

"Why did you just jump over the table?"
"It was in my way so I had to hurdle it"

pimpmister

The toughest guy around who pimps all the ladies and is the head of all pimps. Everybody else is afraid of the pimpmister and respects him greatly.

"Oh no brother, don't try and steal his girls he's the pimpmister"
"Oh thanks for the word up yo I'll back off."