palm coast shuffle

First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.

City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.

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headphone special

A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates into both ears of the female, and then makes her put headphones on to listen to Nickelback.

That girl liked Chad Kroeger so much I gave her the headphone special.

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