panty-banging

When one masturbates by rubbing his penis with a woman's pair of underwear.

Aldo was super horny so he stole a pair of Helena's underwear and was panty-banging them all night long.

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Catch-484

Same as a Catch-22, but squared for those really really bad dilemmas.

When Katy K got pulled over for a DWI she had two choices, she could either blow the fat, balding cop or spend the night in jail. It was a real Catch-484, but she did make it home that night.

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