spicy

From the memelord-English dictionary, 420th edition:

1. anything likely to elicit a strong emotion;
2. suggestive of an exciting, edgy, painful or otherwise unusual component to something

1. I suppose what I said to the judge was a bit spicy, but upping my sentence from three months to 450 years was excessive

2. Budweiser isn’t beer, it’s just spicy urine
I prefer not to call it a “full psychotic breakdown”, more “spicy depression”

wanker

UK/Aus/NZ slang for:

1. Someone excessively and annoyingly pretentious and/or false, with a strong likelihood of working in the creative industries, especially "new media". Very high populations of wankers are to be found in certain areas of London including Shoreditch and Hoxton; see also Shoreditch twat.

2. Someone with a faintly sociopathic lack of regard for other people; see also arsehole.

3. Someone useless, inefficient or time-wasting, especially in a place or work and/or position of responsibility.

4. A general term of abuse.

5. Someone who masturbates.

1. He spent twenty minutes telling me about the studio's new pathways they're developing in innovative synergistic blue-sky-media treatment concepts. In a fake Cockney-geezer accent. What a fucking wanker.

2. That cunt in the sports car just totally cut me up. What a fucking wanker.

3. He's being paid £25/hour and he just sits there playing Freecell whilst the rest of us do all his work for him, because he's the boss's mate. What a fucking wanker.

4. You're a fucking wanker.

5. You're a fucking wanker.

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kicking

A fine old English tradition and the nation's favourite pastime, a kicking is what the Yanks would call an ass-beating. A fucking good hiding. A proper doing-over. A thorough mullering.

Despite the name not necessarily performed with the feet, but à chacun son goût.

Get out of my face now or you're going to get a good kicking, you cunt.

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