dude tube

Someone, necessarily male, who is completely full of themselves and a total dick to boot. A low level of intelligence and a big mouth are also traits attributed to the common dude tube.

Can be utilized with added comedic sensibility when referring to an openly gay man exhibiting the traits outlined above.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a fucking dude tube.

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craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

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